A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up,
“Afternoon sir”, the ranger says, “You got an Alabama duck hunting license”?
“Yes I do”, the redneck replies.
The ranger picks up one of the ducks and sticks a finger up it’s bum and takes a lick of his finger then says, “Sorry but this ducks from Georgia, you got a Georgia license?”
“Yes I do sir” , the redneck says,
So the ranger picks up another duck with the same results says, “well this duck is from Mississippi, you got a license from Mississippi?”
“Yes I do sir” the good ole boys says.
“Well dang son where you from?” the ranger says.
The old boy stands up turns around, drops his drawers and says:
“Well you tell me buddy!”