WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.