Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: “I’ll buy it for you.”
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
You! Off my planet!
-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?