My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“I is a college student.”
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.