Joker
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…
Becoming a Real Man!
That’s right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101…Combating Stupidity
MEN 102…You too can do housework
MEN 103…PMS – Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104…We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule
MEN 110…Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111…Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112…Parenting: It doesn’t end with conception
MEN 113…Get a life, learn to cook
Spring Schedule
MEN 120…How NOT to act like an asshole when you’re wrong
MEN 121…Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122…You, the weaker sex
MEN 123…Reasons to give flowers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101…You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102…Morning Dilemma: If it’s awake, take a shower
MEN 201…How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202…How to put the toilet seat down
Winter Schedule
MEN 210…The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211…How NOT to act younger that your children
MEN 212…You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213…Honest – You don’t look like Russel Wong – Especially naked
Spring Schedule
MEN 220…Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
MEN 221…Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
MEN 222…Real men ask for directions
MEN 223…Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
