Joker
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of
33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother wasn’t married to his father.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hand.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.
