College Courses for Women

1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.
2…The undiscovered side of Banking – How to make deposits.
3…Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome – You don’t need new shoes everyday.
4…Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.
5…Nag Nag Nag – how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.
6…An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.
7…Man Management – Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.
8…Personal Space – Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.
9…Valuation – Just because it’s not important to you.
10..Communication Skills I – Tears as the last resort and not the first.
11..Communication Skills II – How to think before speaking.
12..What he really wants – Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.
13..Driving a car safely – A skill you can also acquire.
14..Real women drink their share at a party.
15..Telephones – How to hang up.
16..Parking – Beginners Course.
17..Parking (Advanced) – Reversing into a parking space.
18..The Natural Habitat of the Towel – Why they prefer the floor.
19..Managing your weight – It’s not water retention, it’s fat.
20..Learning to cook I – Bran in not food.
21..Learning to cook II – Bringing back bacon and eggs.
22..Compliments – How to accept them gracefully.
23..PMS – Your problem, not his.