Joker
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors’ houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, �I need a good guard dog.�
And the clerk replied, �Sorry, we’re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.�
The wife didn’t believe him so he said to the dog, “Karate that chair.�
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, �Karate that table.� The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her huspand that it knew karate, and he said �Karate my ass!�
