Quotes from stupid 02

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

“That race was all about competition.” – David Coleman, ITV

“And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us.” – Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3

Mark Goodier: What’s the name of the company you work for?

Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and

engineering services? – BBC Radio 1

“Marling – unbeaten in her three victories.”

Peter O’Sullivan, BBC2 TV: “Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets.”

James Hunt, BBC2 TV: “A church spire nestling among the trees…there’s probably a church there too.” – Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV