Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to
take one item with them to help them occupy their time while
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he
intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the
“Grandma Moses of Jail”.
Then he asked the first, “What did you bring?”
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, “I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games.”
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, “I brought
The other two were puzzled and asked, “What on earth can you do with
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, “Well according to the
box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating….”