President precedent

Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*


Tipper: “How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?”

Al: “Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I’d do it all again.”


Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear

– “I do solemonemoney swear…”

– that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States

– “… that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States…”

– and will to the best of my ability

– “… and will to the best of my abli-tilly …”

– preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

– “… preservect defenestrate the United … the Constitual … the … um … of America.”

– So help me God.

– “So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?”

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