Don’t Much Matter What Sex Your Are

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, “Well, aren’t you going to ask me?”

“Ask you what?” replied the trucker.

“If I’m a boy or a girl,” answered the youth.

“Don’t matter,” replied the trucker. “I’m gonna screw ya’ anyway.”