Joker
The Perfect Day According To…
HER
8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 – 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 – Light breakfast
11:00 – Sunbathe
12:30 – Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 – Shopping
2:30 – Run into husband’s ex – notice she’s gained 30lbs.
3:00 – Facial, massage, nap
7:30 – Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 – Make love
11:30 – Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM
10:00 – Wake up
10:02 – SEX
10:10 – Big Breakfast
11:30 – Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 – Enormous lunch with BEER
3:15 – SEX
3:25 – Play sports with the guys
4:30 – Drink BEER with the guys
6:30 – Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 – SEX
6:50 – Huge dinner, more BEER
8:00 – Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer
11:00 – Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER
11:10 – Sleep
2:30 – Fart
