There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now, Billy Bob was a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a mud wrestling match, he met beautiful Tammy Jo. They fell in love and got married. To celebrate their marriage they spent their wedding night at a Super 8 motel in their home town. Tammy Jo was very excited. She had bought some nice lingerie and Billy Bob thought she was absolutely breathtaking.
As they were getting hot and heavy, Tammy Jo said, ?Be gentle with me, I’m a virgin.? Billy Bob was totally outraged to hear this revelation. He jumped up, dragged Tammy Jo out of the room, drove to her parents’ house and left her crying on the doorstep.
Billy Bob immediately went over to his father’s house and told him what had just happened. ?She said she was a virgin… A VIRGIN!? To which his father replied, ?Well son, as I’ve always told you, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she sure ain’t good enough for ours!?