Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy–although My boss let me go– Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There’s beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,Saying, “Yo, man! Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?” With a listless shrug, I mutter, “No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes, Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I’m happily addicted to the Web!